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the long-awaited sequel to Me and My Dick
WHAT’S UP YOU MOTHERFUCKIN DEMIGODS, I’M HAVIN’ A GIVEAWAY
*blows party favor*
Okay sorry for the pictures taken at subway, i’d just bought these and had to get pics quick cause I was excite
BUT HEY okay so I just finished the series of Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus, SO in honor of that as well as Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods coming out, and Blood of Olympus soon, GIVEWAY IS HAPPENING OKAY
SO okay rules and stuff are simple. Giveaway ends September 20th.If you reblog this post (do it however many times you want, just don’t bug your followers) you’ll be counted in a random drawing. If you win, you can pick either the box set (WITH THE NEW COVERS) or Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods. If you reblog this AND follow me (cause a girl’s gotta make a living), you’ll get both! Now ain’t that just diddly darn delightful.
And like idk if I reach my next k by the time this giveaway is over then I’ll toss in a 2nd prize of the Lightning Thief and Sea of Monsters movies
SO YEAH w/e guys, this ends on the 20th of September and I’ll announce the winner that day. Be free my awkward demigods
disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
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You know the words.
You’ve seen it at least 5 times.
ONCE THE DRUMS CAME IN I HIT REBLOG.
literally my reaction.
I got this song stuck in my head a few weeks ago at work and was walking around humming it all day and I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m completely insane.
I get it as soon as I hear that little “wooww” at the beginning