Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?
So feel free to ask me anything, follow me or whatever
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best day of his life
-And what of our story? How does it end?
What if one were to fart in the end of that bitch. Bet he’d be crying.
i can’t even believe this is real
i put on headphones an hour ago and i have yet to play any music.
Disney Princess Evolution.
They just keep getting sparklier dont they
In a couple of years they might as well grow wings.
no but there was some period of time where every princess was regal as fuck with ruffles and jewels and hist
its like they threw glitter on everything
why did they all have a stage with gold dresses
a bug has infiltrated my bathroom
I’ve decided to name it Jim
Jim walks the not-so-red carpet
you’re a star, Jim
Jim edorses oral hygiene
Jim doesn’t even have a toothbrush
Jim is a hypocrite
Jim refuses to give me a high five
fuck you, Jim
Jim refused to pay rent
Jim has been kicked out
welcome to the real world, Jim
In which the lovely Amanda Abbington suddenly realizes she is photo-bombing her husband’s black carpet interview.
We love you, Amanda!